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Hornswaggle is an alternate spelling of hornswoggle, an archaic word that means to bamboozle or hoodwink. I take my pronunciation from the late Harvey Korman in "Blazing Saddles" --

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists!"

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Friday, May 07, 2010

Hornswaggler Crisis Management Inc.

If I were a public relations guru or Jamarcus Russell's agent, my advice to him would be simple: Head down to his native Gulf Coast and join the oil-spill cleanup effort as a volunteer. He needs to rehabilitate his image, and a few photos of him cleaning oily birds would work wonders. I'd tell him to bring some snacks though, because the whole thing would backfire if he got hungry and ate the birds.

.: posted by hornswaggler 7:47 AM


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