-Scott Rolen is finally traded by the Phillies, going to the Cardinals (and hitting two for four with an RBI triple in with his first game with them) and prompting this Philadelphia lament from the Daily News.
-With 12 of 14 charges against him dropped after a preliminary hearing, Allen Iverson proves that, like O.J. before him, a black man can beat the legal system in America as long as he has enough money. I suppose this is a step in the right direction. It shows the judicial system is not racially biased so much as class biased. If you can afford a good enough lawyer, yada yada yada.
-But the biggest question is, what are Quetin Richardson and Darius Miles going to do now that Miles has been traded from the L.A. Clippers to the moronic Cleveland Cavaliers and they can no longer do their "Antennas Up" routine together?
-The Eagles have checked into training camp and an Eagles blog from me is surely on the way.
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