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Hornswaggle is an alternate spelling of hornswoggle, an archaic word that means to bamboozle or hoodwink. I take my pronunciation from the late Harvey Korman in "Blazing Saddles" --

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists!"

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Tiger balls

Anyone remember a few years ago when Mike Tyson said in an interview that he enjoyed wrestling with his pet tigers and punching them in the face and testicles?

Do you believe this?

Are tiger nuts just so big and brawny that the tiger doesn't even feel it when Mike Tyson treats them like a speed bag? Or did Tyson do it lightly enough that the tigers derived sexual gratification from it, in which case at what level of consciousness was Tyson aware that he was engaging in spirited foreplay with a Big Cat?

Perhaps these are some topics for water cooler conversation.

.: posted by hornswaggler 3:24 PM

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