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Hornswaggle is an alternate spelling of
hornswoggle, an archaic word that means to bamboozle or hoodwink. I take my
pronunciation from the late Harvey Korman in "Blazing Saddles" --
"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers,
bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits,
vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers,
buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train
robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists!"
I had to cleanse my palate of the "Lost" finale last week, so I went to see "MacGruber." I have something shocking to tell you, so please don't be too upset: It wasn't very good.
It could have worked -- it's not that, as some critics have said, the idea of translating the "SNL" sketch into a movie was doomed from the start -- but there just aren't enough laughs.
The movie starts off as a straight parody -- too straight, in fact -- as former CIA agent MacGruber is lured out of retirement to try to foil a terrorist plot. Eventually, the jokes emerge. Here (minus a word or two, perhaps) is a representative snippet of dialogue, as MacGruber recruits a former colleague for his new team:
Recruit: "You and your d*$@ jokes."
MacGruber: "I love to say them."
Recruit: "I love to hear them."
MacGruber: "That's why I say them."
Recruit: "That's why I listen."
Part of the problem with "MacGruber" is that the character is incoherent and all over the map. In the sketch, MacGruber was a hapless loser. In the movie, he's part hapless loser, part badass, and you're not sure from scene to scene which Grubes you're going to get.
There are a handful of good chuckles, such as when MacGruber asks for a partner's gun during a shootout so he can stir a supposedly explosive mixture he's concocting, and there are a few big laughs too. The best parts are a scene in which MacGruber reveals some of his romantic history over beers with the character played by Ryan Phillipe and a sex scene that is even cruder and funnier than the puppet sex in "Team America."
I can't in good conscience suggest anyone see this in the theater, but if you like Forte's twisted humor and/or the MacGruber sketches, it would be worth a DVD rental.