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Hornswaggle is an alternate spelling of hornswoggle, an archaic word that means to bamboozle or hoodwink. I take my pronunciation from the late Harvey Korman in "Blazing Saddles" -- "I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists!" |
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010The secretIt's kind of amazing how many celebrity fragrances there are. I was at the mall yesterday and there was a big promotion for Antonio Banderas' cologne, The Secret. You know what the secret is? Being extraordinarily handsome and speaking English with a Spanish accent. If you can cram that in a bottle, let me know, because I might try that out on a Friday night. Otherwise I'll pass. .: posted by hornswaggler 9:20 AM| |
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